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  • Donnie Archer 22:58 on 19/02/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    On the subject of gifts… 

    Well, whatdya know? Look what the cat dragged in! A drinking buddy for Donnie! Oi, Paddy, I’ll shout ya a beer, kid.

    But hands off the women, sweet talkin’ Sweetman, they’re with me!!

    Cut'nPaste Donnie (Chequered)

     
    • Patrick J. Sweetman 00:51 on 20/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Hey Donnie, you’re looking dapper. Not as dapper as me though. I’ll post my new profile pic shortly. The sideburns look much better on me in the 19C than my gggs. At least I’m of my time. He looks like a B movie 1970s throwback (he disqualifies for the 1850s as he doesn’t have enough bowties). But as I told him if he keeps them for long enough they’ll be back in fashion. Hopefully he’ll still be alive when they do. I’d offer you a pint but according to the clairvoyant I went to we lost the Brewery in the 1890s and were bought out by an upstart stout makers called Guinness. Anyway lets go for a beer. Any good virtual bars around here? PJ

      • Donnie Archer 03:59 on 20/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Geez, PJ, thanks for complimentin’ my clobber. To tell ya the truth, I’m not entirely sure where today’s togs came from. I’ve been through a few “wardrobe rotations” over the past coupla weeks. (I’m guessin’ You Know Who has plenty to do with this).
        Sorry to hear about the demise of your family’s business. That’s low, kid.
        I dunno about “good virtual bars” but I’ll imbibe at any ole waterin’ hole with you. Would be a pleasure to have your company!

  • Donnie Archer 01:40 on 06/02/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Get the “New” 19th Century Look 

    Get the "New" 19th Century Look

    Hey, Meggie. I appear to be sourcing components elsewhere.

     
    • Ciara Finnegan 01:48 on 06/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      “Sourcing components”, Donnie? That’s a very 21st Century turn of phrase…

  • Donnie Archer 01:20 on 04/02/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Make Over 

    Dapper Donnie

    Dapper Donnie

    Geez, Oscar…

     
    • Oscar 01:30 on 04/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      No, no, Donnie. Nothing to do with me!

    • Meg O'Ryan 05:10 on 04/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      OMG Oscar pranked Donnie!! ROTFL!!!

      Maybe we could have a “Draw Donnie a Body” coloring contest!!!

      You guys crack me up!!!

  • Donnie Archer 00:33 on 28/01/2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lost & found, Meggie, Timmy   

    Yep. I’m back. PTL, Meggie. PPPPPTL! (Geez, that Timmy guy wouldn’t give over on the subject!)

    Toggle Trap

    Toggle Trap

     
    • Oscar 00:35 on 28/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Oh Donnie! I’m so relieved to see you! Or…well…part of you, at least…. What happened to your new body, Donnie?

      • Donnie 00:37 on 28/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Well, kid, you were right. I got stuck. I was trying to – how d’ya say it? toggle? – yeah, toggle, between one thing and another and that darn cadaver got trapped between the pages. I spent the whole goddamn weekend trying to wrench myself outta there and, in the end, my only chance of escape was to leave the thing behind…

    • Christa Forster 10:48 on 28/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Donnie, drink makes all of us philosophers! Good to have you back; although without a body, you’re brain’s in danger of getting wet even faster. You need filtration for the fire water!

      • Donnie 04:17 on 29/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Christa, I missed ya!
        Ossssar says he’s gonna get me ‘nother body. Dunno where he got the last pile o’ bones from but I sure hope he’s shoppin’ somewhere else this time!

    • Isabella Medici 05:33 on 29/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Get off the sauce Mr. Donnie. You are not a child anymore. You are a grown man. Well, a grown head anyway. Get off the sauce. It will be the end of you even swifter than my father’s furnace. Consider yourself warned.

  • Donnie Archer 05:50 on 24/01/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Physical Attachment 

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    Physical Attachment

    Geez, I woke up in this! Whered’it come from?…Oscar?…Meggie?

     
    • Oscar 05:54 on 24/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Oh, I rather like the country squire look you’ve got going there, Donnie!;-) Beats the diagonal frock coat, if you ask me…

      • Isabella Medici 10:40 on 24/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

        I quite agree with Oscar, Mr. Donnie. Now if only your comportment can match your attire, you may even be welcome in my court.

    • Meg O'Ryan 09:24 on 25/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      OMG Donnie Incarnate! PTL! PTL! IDK how it happened Donnie, but it’s amazing! Can you feel your limbs? Can you walk? What do you want to do now? It’s a true miracle from Deus ex Machina!

  • Donnie Archer 02:17 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Wheress the kid? Whassis name? Oscar? Osssar?

     
  • Donnie Archer 02:10 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Whass this place? A saloon? A salon? Whose runnin’ this joint? Can no one give a thirsty vent a drink round here?

     
    • Isabella Medici 03:25 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Firewood my friend! Firewood! Best sober up that tongue! My father would have had you swiftly in the furnace. Actually, beheaded first, and then in the furnace!

      • Meg O'Ryan 03:30 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Harsh much? OMG Izzy! Lighten up! Donnie had a few drinks. Who hasn’t? He seems like a nice Irish boy.

        How’s it going Donnie?

        • Donnie 04:08 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

          Meg, kid, howya doin’?

          • Meg O'Ryan 06:48 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

            I’m doin pretty good Donnie, how’s it with you?

            Except I’m not in Potsdam anymore. I’m in Sydney where you can’t even get a real beer. What do you like to drink, Donnie?

      • Donnie 04:05 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Listen, Princess, don’t cast stones at me kid – you Romans sure knew how to down a few bevvies..As for the beheading. Geez, if only my 19th century body remained to chop off! I’m all mouth, kid;-)

        • Oscar 04:06 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

          Er…Donnie…Izzy’s from Florence, not Rome.

          • Donnie 04:06 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

            All roads lead to Rome, kid.

          • Isabella Medici 06:44 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

            Thank you for coming to my assistance Oscar dear.

            Mr. Donnie, Oscar is correct. I certainly am not from that vulgar city! I am a Fiorentini, thank you.

            Perhaps you are confused because my psychopathic ex-husband Paolo lived in Rome (another good reason not to visit) Perhaps you and Paolo should commiserate, Mr. Donnie. I’m confident your ilk would have much in common.

            Or perhaps you are confused simply because of your continual state of intoxication. Either way, it is of little consequence to me.

            • Donnie 12:56 on 21/01/2014 Permalink | Reply

              (sings): Meg O’Ryan, O’ Meg Ryan…Meg…Meggie.
              When I first said I loved only you Maggie. Meggie. and you said you loved only meeeeee…

              What do I drink? Anything, kid. Anything. My jaw aches. If Miss High-n-mighty Medici crawled out of The Five Points like I gone dun, reckon she’d understand better, eh, Meg. Meggie, eh!?

              So, Sydney, kid, Syndey. I dunno if I should even know where that is…Keep on doin’ fine, kid. Don’t fall for the devil drink.

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